Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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