She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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