You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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