ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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