dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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