ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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