I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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