What should our trivia night team be named?
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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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