Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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