problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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