You're completely useless in the revolution.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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