My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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