Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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