no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm both gender and math confused
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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