Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
This is my gift to your gina
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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