Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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