real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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