the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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