super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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