Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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