using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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