When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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