They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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