white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
there is puke in my bra ... again
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