Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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