Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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