Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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