Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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