How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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