we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He? As in you personified your dick?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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