my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
my poor anus
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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