No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Randomize