Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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