Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Do vagina's smell?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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