They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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