She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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