Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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