sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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