xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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