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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:02pm

    I too have seen the wookie penis

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:36pm

    i thought i had a pubic hair, til i peed out of it :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:48pm

    a very good reason for a man to shave his privates. Without the hair the johnson looks bigger

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:50pm

    guys sweat around their junk and pubic hair just traps it all. it's disgusting.

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:37pm

    HAIRY BALLS DO NOT GET SUCKED lol

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:56pm

    That seems unhygienic. Some is okay, but longer than his junk? That's unacceptable.

  • 77 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:23pm

    I will never understand why small-dicked guys do that! If it's small, at least keep the maintenance up so it looks as presentable as possible. Not all people are size queens...but no one likes to have to go Guerilla just to get some play!

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:00pm

    I think she's not referring to the length of his hair. It's that his cocks so small even his pubes are longer. "(even) his pubic hair was longer than his dick."

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:12pm

    I like a nice landing strip on a guy. Or maybe a V. Blah blah blah. I wish guys paid attention to their own hygiene the way they get disgusted by a woman's bush.

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:35pm

    12:56- it's not unhygenic... Manscape, men! You don't have to shave it all (it actually looks funny if you cause then it looks like you're wearing hairy chaps)... just trim it down a bit. You don't want to floss when going down on a girl, we don't want to floss either.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:05pm

    Bahahahahaha! He sucks at life!

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:19am

    ...fo real girl!! *sucks lolipop, plays with hair.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:25pm

    I gave my pubes a mohawk

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Phys on Apr 27, 10 at 12:10am

    Really, nobody else is guessing he's Asian? Everyone knows they all have small dicks

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:55pm

    12:52 I made you eat your parents! I made you eat your parents!

  • 57 60
    Submitted by MDspecialist on Mar 7, 10 at 11:50am

    Baki!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:53pm

    this could be taken two ways... either his pubes are really long or he has an extremely small penis

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Scorpio09 on Apr 8, 10 at 8:24pm

    I had to look at the area code on this one.... that happenedto me last weekend... So sad, I held my laughter in

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:46pm

    At least it didn't get stuck in ur teeth eww

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:17pm

    That's uh..not right

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:44pm

    What a fucken turn off. Way hotter when guys shave all that shit off.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by a_nony_mus on Mar 22, 10 at 3:32am

    Ew stl

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:53pm

    but at least his pubic hair didn't have herpes sores

  • 59 76
    Submitted by mackboy21 on Jun 24, 10 at 3:58am

    Eeeeeeeewww...

  • 54 67
    Submitted by flexylexy on Nov 22, 10 at 12:44am

    naww poor guy. and girl for that matter.

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:20pm

    Gross shave that shit

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:24pm

    he must have really small junk... or hes italian

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:09pm

    That sucks. I've been with that guy before.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:36am

    Is his name Keith Frederick??

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:23pm

    My ex doesn't shave but I'm glad he has an 8"incher :) And the hair is barely noticable cause it's red lol

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Carma1369 on May 16, 10 at 2:43am

    That's not right.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:49pm

    I think I just vomited a bit in my mouth when I red that.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:07pm

    Time to zip his pants back up before you have to look at it, and just leave. No need to say anything, I think the action speaks for itself. He can't grow a bigger dick so that's not his fault, but a trim is a necessity on almost all guys (and girls).

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:21pm

    your just jelous. your dicks prolly not even visible.

  • 61 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:22pm

    @ 12:52 but it's a different story on girls, right?

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:42pm

    probablyy reaaaal small. he wouldn't have pubes cause he hasn't he puberty :)

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:37pm

    oh how I <3 Jefferson County.

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:52pm

    poor guys with micropenises, so sad :'''''(

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:08pm

    Haha that's discusting!!!

  • 49 75
    Submitted by ned5087 on Mar 1, 11 at 5:16pm

    Dude thats sooo fucked

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:28pm

    \\\ 3<=====8|| /// In the but with pubes

  • 61 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:37am

    OMG.....i think i know him....lol

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:25pm

    Is his name Darryl Franks? Haha

  • 43 65
    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:51pm

    Call him zohan

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:15am

    Hey! U don't mess with the zohan

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:55pm

    @12:48 Don't know any prepubescents with a 9 inch dick. Of course the guy the OP is texting about doesn't have 9 inches. A small dick with shaved pubes would look pretty creepy

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:10am

    he's got a nice ball fro

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:35am

    Is he from NJ but lives in Vegas now??

  • 18 24
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:33am

    Asians. Huge Bushs, Tiny Dicks. true story. Even the chicks have gnarly Bushs. Like abnormally crazy fat Bushs. it doesnt make sense. Like shit, you could knit a sweater with all that wool they got between their legs!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:46pm

    5:23 Your ginger-blowing mouth sickens me. He's probably thick as a pencil

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:34am

    Oh you must be talking about my ex! Is he a 6'10" white guy that thinks he is a gangsta stuck in the 40s? Lol

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:27pm

    Chesterfield Missouri whattup!!!!!

  • 53 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:52pm

    I like to collect all my pubic hair and nix it in a cake to eat

  • 48 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:29pm

    /// 8=====>8 \\\. I messed up the first one

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:36am

    Small dicks are the worst. But definitely not as bad as pubic hair that is out of control. That's a shitty ass night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:38pm

    Guys need to wax too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:07pm

    hah 8 inches? pleaseee. my boyfriends is a good 10 with a nice trimmm(=

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:47pm

    Wikipedia "micropenis." Funny as hell!!

  • 50 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:55pm

    ////////////////////]]D _)_)

  • 28 56
    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:47pm

    I'm disgusted and truly apologetic for being of the same sex as these wookie men

  • 48 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:37pm

    were you watching me shower? stop looking at my dick!!!

  • 48 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:38pm

    8========D Penis^ :)

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:50pm

    Ohhh fail

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:45pm

    sometimes i wonder where you get all this from, must be your mothers side...sheeesh

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:55am

    ////////////////////]]D _)_) "Have you seen mah wienah????"

  • 46 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:54pm

    @ 1:44 - Shave it all off!? WTF no that's nasty! It's all about trimming and maintenance!

  • 32 72
    Submitted by arandomvip on Jun 5, 11 at 1:51pm

    11:25 win

  • 43 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:49pm

    Haha sounds about right. Was he Asian?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:46am

    I didn't realize that I must be one of the few guys that actually shave that entire region... All I know is that the girls LOVE it!!!!