butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I supernannyed him into submission
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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