Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize