That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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