After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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