I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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