Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize