I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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