If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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