so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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