I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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